Obscure jokes

These are all about as funny as a knothole in a bundling board.

Heh.

Latin students never decline sex

If you’re cold. go sit in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees.

You cannot trust atoms. They make up everything.

Except that they would. “Sex” is a noun and so must be declined

Why is a nun like a bad Latinist? Both of them, when invited to conjugate, declined.

Ubi, o ubi, est meam sub-ubi?

This is really an amusing trivia question:

Think back to your childhood, even if it were fifty years ago. What’s the first thing you know?

Ol’ Jed’s a millionaire

unlike most nouns, sex isn’t declined

that’s the joke

cardinal numbers above 3 aren’t declined

I’m afraid this is too obscure even for me. Will someone explain like I’m five years old, please?

Google “no soap, radio”

Punchline of a non-joke told to trap a victim who laughs at it because everyone else was, (by prior arrangement), laughing.

Along the lines of everyone in an elevator car facing backwards to see if the next person will also turn backwards. Big joke,

Thank you. Learned something today and it’s still quite early in the morning. :slight_smile: