Post the jokes you know that only someone in a specific field, or with very technical knowledge would get. Don’t forget to post an explanation.
So a Clostridium botulinum (Botulism) walks into a bar. Another C. botulinum says “Hey man! Nice suit!” The first bacterium says “Yeah, it’s Gucci.”
A Bacillus cereus (Common bacteria) sitting nearby says to the bartender “Man, I hate that guy. He’s a profligate anaerobe.”
Badum-tish. Wonk, wonk, wonk.
(C. botulinum is an obligate anaerobe, meaning it has to live in an environment without oxygen, otherwise it will die. That is why it grows in places like tin cans of food.)
Two neutrinos walk into a bar. One says “I’ll have an apple martini.” The other neutrino says “Dammit, I wanted an apple martini!”
(Quantum physics says that two subatomic particles cannot have the same state. Except in the case of quantum entanglement, IIRC. IANAQuantum Physicist.)