Obscure Parody Song Lyrics Wanted

Back in the 1990s (maybe 1980s) I heard a parody of lyrics to the NBS Olympic Theme. I think it was probably on the Bob & Tom Show on the radio.

As I remember they began:

“This is the Olympic Theme
They march and they march and then they light the torch
Go for the gold but settle for third
There go the balloons and there go the birds.”

Anyone remember this?

I have vague memories of this.

This is the Olympic theme song
that they always play
but you never know
the words to

Yeah, I think that may have been part of it as well. Thanks, Paintcharge.