Back Bay Borough Bridge Builder’s Best Boy
Cork retriever during Champagne brunch hours at Carla’s Classy Cafe in Carlsbad
Dipsomaniacal Distributor of Dry Delicate Dolcetto
Extraordinarily Eccentric Equations Editor
Flea market vendor specializing in Fanta soda cans
Graceful Gruyere Grater
Hungry, hungry hippo handler
Illness/infection incentivizer
Jiangxi Josshouse Janitor
Kalamazoo’s Kinky Killer
Local Lincoln Library Licenser
Massachusetts male massager
National neurosis neutralizer
Orthodox Omani Orangutan obstetrician
Pinecone and Peppers Picalilly Producer
Quixotic Québécois Queen
Refueler at Rusty’s Rowdy Racetrack
Salami and Salsa Sandwich Salesman
Three-toed tree toad tallier in Tacoma
Unspeakable Uruguayan undergarment undraper.