The title says it all-the man defended himself and his home. Good on him!
HA! That is great! Look at his face, all piss and vinegar. 
Good for him!
I wonder if he wants an adopted American granddaughter?
I love hearing stuff like this. Kicking ass and taking names at 80…too cool.
Waitamminnit… the intruder was “taking off his trousers and shoes”??? 
Sounds like the whack to the head may have even actually helped his consciousness status.
[mock horror]Why that’s terrible! Did you read this?
That 80 year old man was a trained killer! The intruder was an alcoholic who couldn’t have possibly known what he was doing, nor what kind of opponent he was facing! They should have arrested the octogenarian as well. Violence is wrong![/MH]
In all seriousness, I have to say, that the world needs more guys like Mr. Fuller. 
Funny.
First thing I thought was Lawsuit! just because that’s how it usually goes.
Great to hear the old man got him good.
I love the fact he was just scrubbing away at the evidence when the police showed up.
We all know you have to get at a blood stain *before *it sets in.
Well, it’s not exactly like this was a professional home invasion burglar at work, here. It was some drunk asshole who went to the wrong house. I doubt Mr. Fuller was ever in any actual danger. Still, good on him for giving the guy the asswhipping he deserves. I wouldn’t want to be that dude when word gets out that he got the smack down from Grandpa Simpson.
Yay for Grandpa! And he did it with his pants partially zipped.
I would have passed out alone from the thought of a remote chance of seeing Gramps tallywacker.