Some friends and I decided to spend last night in a car, so we parked it behind a baseball field. One of the topics of conversation was “What are some off places to find a penis?” The penis was just that, nothing but a penis, no body or anything attached to it.
Some of the more funnier places were:
In a paint can
A woman wakes up in the morning and finds it lodged in her vagina.
Between the pages of a French Dictionary.
In the jar of pickles at the movie theater.
On a shelf with other trophies.
On the moon under the flag planted by the Apollo 12 crew.
Portmerion, Wales
Inside my DVD player.
The wood storage room in my old High School theatre building.*
*I once found a 38D jogging bra in there once. Really.
