Some friends and I decided to spend last night in a car, so we parked it behind a baseball field. One of the topics of conversation was “What are some off places to find a penis?” The penis was just that, nothing but a penis, no body or anything attached to it.
Some of the more funnier places were:
In a paint can
A woman wakes up in the morning and finds it lodged in her vagina.
Between the pages of a French Dictionary.
In the jar of pickles at the movie theater.
On a shelf with other trophies.