Because women are squishy and feel like overripe mangoes and I can’t figure out what I’m doing.
If we are talking about nonhuman species, then yes.
If we are talking about the human species, then running away suggests one person does not want sex; hence rape.
It takes a little practice, but worth the effort.
I gotta give any good lover of women credit. It’s really not easy to figure out what’s going on down there when it’s not attached to you. Pleasuring men is so much easier. 
Yup, yup…“we” were.
If you truly believe that sex with a [human] female only requires that she “stays still”, then - as others have suggested - you should have sex with a [human] female (or maybe even a couple of different [human] females) and see if you can’t find one who actually moves during the sex act
and see if you don’t end up having a few of your questions answered. If you’re really lucky, you might even have your mind blown…
…to the point that you don’t even care about the answers to the questions you can’t even remember, anymore.
Good luck to you! :o
I find it harder and harder believe that you are serious in your inquiries, Umbridge. But if you are, you have, in this post, displayed a disconnect with normal human sexuality so profound that I fear you must indeed need professional counseling.
I believe that I am Lord Vordemort. I do not have a “normal human sexuality”, because I am not human in the first place. Besides, even if I were human, it’s not like 100% of the human population has to procreate or copulate. Like I said before, when I said I was a “robot”, I meant that I was also not interested in sex in a personal way, and I don’t see how a “normal sexuality” would benefit me. Rather, I find it a great relief that I do not have a sex drive.
Although I once said in a school assignment that I would see myself as a parent and spouse someday, I have decided that that was just wishful thinking. Also, I do not share my thoughts and beliefs about sex in public anyway, and they do not prevent me from exercising my daily routine.
My beliefs about homosexuality have nothing to do with how I would treat homosexuals. For the record, I am supportive of gay rights and marriage equality, and I would never discriminate against them, as if they don’t belong on the planet.
Since I do not perceive myself as a threat to humanity, but rather as a contributor to the progress of humanity, I do not think I need professional counseling.
Alas, I’ve found lesbians completely hostile to the idea of my using them for sexual relief in the absence of reasonable alternatives to avoiding pregnancy.
Lesbians. They just don’t like women.
Sexual orientation is very powerful. Many men who are desperate for sex would still choose no sex over gay sex. I would guess the same is true of women.
I recently watched sex acts on YouTube. I think it was computer animation graphics or something. I did see a little movement of the hips, which was probably pelvic thrusting. None of them was in the missionary position, though. Some women probably do it, because it feels good to them. But I see no reason in doing it, since the woman is the receptacle in the missionary position. Even if women do it, they probably got the idea from an older, experienced partner or discovered it by accident by copying their partner.
See “situational sexuality”.
Nahhhh…most women move during sex ‘cuz it simply feels so good…
…we’ve gotta move, just to get MORE of that “feels soooooo good” goin’ on.
Apparently, you’re just going to have to take my word for it, as you’ve already indicated you’re not really interested in exploring human sexuality, first-hand, as you’re not really human.
Good luck with that!!! 
Lesbians are women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Like other people, I am sure they don’t want to be used for sex. However, I see no problem with a person hiring a prostitute of the same sex to avoid pregnancy.
Thank you. I was quite unclear on the concept.
How dare you speak for me.
This shows you know just as little about mental health as you do about sex. Counseling isn’t just for people who are, or consider themselves to be, “threats to humanity.”
Please seek help. Do it now. Do it today.
Straight people don’t want to have sex with people of the same sex. They (we) don’t desire it, and the thought of it doesn’t turn them (us) on. People who want to have sex with people of both sexes are called bisexual (among other terms like “pansexual”).
You possess extraordinary insight and perception.
No need for this merry-go-round to keep spinning.