I also think that this thread and the other thread I started about sex really are a waste of time. I think I should have known better than to waste people’s time on something relatively trivial and mundane. Yet, it utterly baffles me why sex would be talked about with great enthusiasm, joked about, fought about, complained about, or be the focus of one’s desires. While I am a member of the Homo sapiens species, I sometimes find myself so removed that I just can’t wrap my head around a particular subject within sex (sex fantasies, the urge to express sexual feelings, sex addiction, to name a few). To be honest, I have engaged in a long debate with myself about the nature of sexual orientation and whether it really exists. Foolish as it may seem to you, that’s what I think about when sex comes up in my mind. Of course, that debate with myself has been resolved with an “I don’t care. If people say it exists, then it must exist (in people’s minds) and whatever is in people’s minds becomes reality in the form of behavior. I’ll just take their word for it. My head hurts.”
Maybe you’re asexual. I’m not being sarcastic.
Ahh, thanks for answering my question.
If I could give you some general advice, it’d be to trust what people say a little bit more and try to do less extrapolating. In other words, ask more questions and think less. Although we may crack some jokes, we really will help you understand the mechanics of sex.
If you don’t feel any attraction towards women at all, you may be asexual as noted above. There’s nothing wrong with that. You don’t have to answer, but have you ever felt any desire to just do something when you see someone pretty? Do you feel something different when looking at women than you do when, say, looking at a landscape painting?
Fixed the title for you. Start another thread like that and I will shut it down.
Well, I tend to look at women’s faces for a long time and compare my face to them. I have a tolerable, plain face. It is also very round. I find that my own face looks prettier when I smile and tie a ponytail or attach a headband.
I doubt it. There is no way the OP could be this interested in something that he’s not interested in.
Yep. But gently, so as not to fracture anything.
Waitaminute. Are you, in fact, a female of the species?
Am I the only humming Time Warp with all this talk about pelvic thrusting?
It’s astounding
brain explodes
Sarcasm? Because the username alludes to a woman from the Harry Potter and the ___ series.
Not sarcasm. A possibly unhealthy level of interest in the subject of sex, combined with little or no experience of it, further combined with a complete inability to tell an ass from an elbow concerning the subject (perhaps literally)… it just screams “male” to me.
(And BTW, my knowledge about Harry Potter and the Whatever series is about as extensive as the OP’s practical knowledge of human copulation, i.e. zilch. I’m sure that makes someone’s head explode, too.)
Outstanding. 
Or it could be someone easily annoyed who just can’t spell very well.
Yes.
Reading this thread is making me cry with laughter. Much like my wife does during sex (well, sometimes she cries and sometimes she laughs, so it’s close enough).
And my uninformed read on the OP is “somewhere on the autism spectrum” given the focus on the, erm, mechanics of the process and not the reactions and motivations of the individuals involved.
I was so hoping your new thread title would be Umbridge takes umbrage.
There was plenty of time to get more suggestions in.
Some people (most people, from my experience) have extremely strong sexual feelings and desires at some points in their lives. In my late teens and through most of my 20s, sex was a primary motivator and driver of nearly all major decisions I made – I’ll consider moving to this city and getting this job because I think that might help me find a sexual partner, etc.
Also, for people who are into it (again, most people in my experience), sexual pleasure and intimacy is the greatest feeling ever.
You might be asexual, like another poster offered. Do you have any sexual desire? Do you ever masturbate? Do you ever look at pornography? Have you ever had a sexual dream? There’s no wrong answer to these questions.