I just came across a document involving a company in Bishop, GA. The company is Tree Introductions, Inc. Naturally, my first thought was, “Exactly how does one introduce a tree?”
I don’t know how to introduce a tree, but I’m stuck with odd thoughts all the time.
My best friend and I converse on AIM all day while we’re at work.
He usually throws random words into the conversation, and sometimes it really throws me for a loop.
Today I get: fatwa. He goes on to tell me the meaning of the word, and the first thing that comes to my mind is:
"Inna-Gadda-da-Fatwa, honey…"
Today I came across a company called Fluid Extrusion Systems.
Too easy.
Hmmmm, I feel left out. Mine are all like,
“What am I doing in a job that is so appallingly unfit for me?”
“Is all the charm and intelligence that I have to put on the shelf in order to survive here going to be there when I want it back?”
“What, oh what am I doing with my life?”
and,
“What was up with that Pee-Wee Herman doll that mysteriously appeared in the supply closet and then disappeared one month later?”
“I’m getting paid for the time it takes to think this thought.”
“Why am I making rich assholes even richer?”
simple.
“(friend’s name), i’d like you to meet Tree. Tree, this is (friend’s name).”