Was I the only one that thought this would be the beginning of a rather perverted story?
That’s because it’s delicious.
You had to bring back this horrible memory! I was in a rest area and there was no bathroom but I had to go so I went into the wooded area to relieve myself. I’m leaving and I see an old man in a trenchcoat…getting sex from another old man. :eek:
I’m afraid to ask why that warranted a sad face!
Ha! I saw a couple right by Canterbury Cathedral when I was on a high school trip - we thought they were sweet until he took her panties off!
I’ve caught more than one “couple” in library stacks at various jobs. Rumor has it the local hookers will give you a $5 blowjob in the 900’s.
I’ve only personally encountered other folks having sex once: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4912343&postcount=15
I’ve also vicariously participated in encountering other folks having sex once: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4886159&postcount=12
Oh yeah, in college I once walked in on my roommate & his girlfreind doin’ it in his bed in our shared bedroom. But that hardly counts.
Premarital sex is bad. Mmkay?
The sad face is because they know we’re there, but I guess that’s part of the thrill right? Then there’s the issue with sand getting everywhere. Sand is not that great of a lubricant. Also, because I’m not getting beach sex!
But mostly because I like spamming emoticons.
In a pub. On a seat next to a huge plate glass window. They started kissing and got… carried away. While they didn’t quite get to the sex stage, clothing was being shed. The manager very quickly came running up and ejected them.
On top of a MUNI bus station shelter in San Francisco. It was Saturday night before the Pride festival and that was one of the tamest sites I saw!
We took the kids downtown Seattle to watch fireworks – stood on a hill overlooking Elliott Bay. A guy and a girl on a rooftop across and down from us were getting it on. People started shooting bottle rockets at them but they didn’t stop. When they were finished, the guy stood up and took a bow.
The kids were too interested in the fireworks to notice.
Other public nudity in Seattle – a guy whacking off in the lobby of the Smith Tower, and a gorgeous totally naked woman standing in a pawn shop entryway in December. It was some kind of art project. My husband walked right by her without noticing, but the oldest boy (he was about 16 at the time) – he noticed.
I’ve never caught anyone having sex. 
I feel like I’ve really missed out.
I work in a university library. We average 1 or 2 arrests a year for sex in the stacks or in a study carrel though of course plenty of graduating seniors and alum claim they were able to have sex in the library and not get caught (Yep, it happened right after they put the dead horse in the dean’s bed, etc.).
A shower at my dorm during my junior year in college. Not so unusual, you say? Well, it was two fat black guys. :eek:
I used to have a doggy daycare and one day I had about half a dozen, large (Rottweiler, Rhodesian, labs and goldens) dogs, off-leash in a huge field of tall grass. Suddenly all the dogs took off into the middle of the field, barking their heads off. Then I heard shrieks and a naked couple stood up and started furiously putting their clothes back on.
At the train station. Got off the train and was walking to the bus stop when I glanced over and spotted a couple getting very close in the ‘tunnel’ area of the station (which goes over the tracks to come back down to the platform) near the tracks.
Also the couple of teenagers who were doing something (though I don’t recall seeing much) on the opposite side of the hill from my elementary school. I caught them as I was walking back to class after lunch.
As far as I can recall, the only time I’ve caught people having sex* was after a college party. The party had wound down a few hours back. There where a few people passed out on the floor of the living room and a friend and I where sitting in the kitchen playing cards. After a while we noticed they had started moving and a few minutes after that it was pretty obvious they where having sex under a blanket. The guy made eye contact with me, so I know at least he knew we where there, and my friend and I were talking so it’s not that they didn’t know we were there when they started. I feel bad for the girl, she lost her virginity** in someone’s dorm apartment with two other people in the room and me flinging cards across the room at them.
*Not counting times I’ve heard people having sex in places where you’d expect to hear it (like dorm rooms)
**I assume she lost her virginity that time, the blanket had quite a bit of blood on that blanket in the morning.
Never caught anyone…and fortunately no one ever caught me…
Biography or history?
I haven’t even caught anyone in a standard place.
Once my wife and I were staying in a house that backed onto a strip of undergrowth and trees on high dunes overlooking a beach. The house had a path that lead up to the top of the dunes, where there was a little space with a couple of chairs overlooking lower dunes and the beach, and then a path down to the beach. The view out onto the dunes and beach was only partial because there were trees blocking the view in some parts.
I was sitting on one of the chairs waiting for my wife and then we planned to go down onto the beach.
This guy came along the beach from my right, then sloped up into the dunes till he was just below me. He clearly had no idea I was only maybe 10 yards above and behind him. He proceeded to kneel down, look intently to his left, and jack off furiously. I didn’t really want to watch, or to suffer mutual embarrassment if he turned and realised I was there. So I coughed loudly (and theatrically) and he spun around like a top, saw me, stuffed his junk back in his trousers and ran off, keeping low, to my right again.
I only properly understood the situation when my wife and I went down onto the beach and saw that to the left (but obscured by trees when I’d been sitting up on the high dunes) were a couple of rather attractive naked young women, skinny dipping and sunbathing.
Yeah, threatening people with actual violence for pretty harmless offences against decency will do that.