Once upon a time, there were Kit Kats.
Kit Kats were good, but strangely unfulfilling - after all, they are only four bars in miniature, and all together, comprise too little chocolatey goodness to give satisfaction.
Then there was a marketing genius at a chocolate company, who had a very simple idea. Bigger is better. Size matters, it’s not just how you chew it.
Thus, the Big Kat was born - full-figured to rival traditional candy bars, but with the same intrinsic yumminess as it’s tiny brethren. And the Big Kat was good. (And just imagine four of them, side by side, in a Super Kit Kat! But I digress…)
But for some reason, the stores don’t all stock Big Kats. Which makes me sad.
So it is for my breakfast this week, each day I shall have a Snickers, which doesn’t really satisfy, but allows a meager subsistence.