Ode to a Haggis

With Robert Burns night coming right up, I thought I’d have a go at memorizing his poem or maybe trying to acquire a haggis. There are few establishments nearby that have related events this weekend. The Celtic themed shop in Bethlehem, Donagal Square, has a tea shop in the back and they are hosting a whisky tasting. I think I’ll go there.

EZ

I don’t see any way that’s going to go wrong. Whiskey you say?

I’ll have a taste or 50.

Obligatory link to the poem

More haggis recipes than you can shake a stick at:

http://www.smart.net/~tak/haggis.html

Alton Brown’s recipe:

Whiskey? That’s several flavours of wrong right there.

/reminds self to shop for haggis tomorrow.

I once knew someone who claimed to have once found canned haggis. I had never before dared to google and see if it were true. Hang on.
Well, the first link is to a band called Canned Haggis. Not bad.

Safe so far.

Oh, no. It’s true.

The whiskey tasting sounds like a much better idea.

I’ve had it. It’s OK in a pinch.

It is, of course, “Address to a Haggis”, not “Ode”.

(A fact I only discovered last week.)

And in case you had looked at the recipe and asked yourself:

Is there such a thing as a haggis kit?

There is. You can order it on several different websites, but it usually comes from just one company.

It’s advertised as perfect for a Burns Supper.

When I was in Selkirk, the local butcher was selling haggis lasagne. Gag.

I’ve had haggis, in a cafeteria in Edinburgh. It didn’t inspire me to any poetry, though.

I had that canned haggis a few years ago. I even made a thread about it. It was pretty good. Of course having never had any other haggis, I don’t have any bar to measure it with. I also made my neeps and something else. It was a fine dinner.