Ode to Hot Sauce - a Haiku

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My mouth is on fire
Oh Dave’s Insanity Sauce
I think I’m in love!

I got turned on to this stuff at a bar I used to frequent that served Cajun food. It’s VERY hot but it still has a good flavor.

A friend was recently in Louisiana and he picked me up a bottle. I had jambalaya last night. I only used a small drop. I thought I mixed it up good. I was mistaken. Most of the meal went fine. I got to the last 3 bites and they set me on fire! My lips went numb, eyes watered, nose ran. In short, it was wonderful!

So, anyone tried this stuff? Comments? Any suggestions on other good hot sauces?

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I saw some stuff recently that came with a waiver you had to sign in order to buy it. It was pretty standard–basically, they wouldn’t be held responsible for anything you hurt with their sauce–but it was still kinda cool. Unfortunately, I don’t remember the name of it.

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If you want the sauce
Please sign on the dotted line –
You’re on your own, now.

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Figures, I munged the VB code and ruined a perfectly good Haiku in the process. Here it is again with the corrected link:

My mouth is on fire
Oh Dave’s Insanity Sauce
I think I’m in love!

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Insanity Sauce.
My tongue no longer exists.
Give me some milk please.

Mah lips ah bunt off.
Ah feel nah-thin buh fy-ah.
Ah wan sah mo please.

Ow ow ow ow ow.
Pant gasp ha gasp gah water.
Glug glug glug glug glug.

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You want to eat that?
Are you some kind of loony?
Oh well. Sign the paper.

How hot is this stuff?
I burnt my tongue to a crisp.
God, do I love it!

I’m a hot sauce tramp.
The hotter it is, the more
I have to have it.

7

My nine year old son
can eat hot sauce like candy–
young firecracker!

When I eat hot sauce,
I feel my eyeballs smoking,
and cry tears of joy.

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If it isn’t Frank’s,
Then it’s not really Hot Sauce.
Check with Buffalo.