That links to an idiot who thinks with his dick. Nothing the least bit new about that; Gilgamesh is the oldest surviving written narrative and has at it’s center a guy who thinks with his dick. The Old Testament- as full of dick thinkers as a Best of Real World video. There are some absolutely brilliant men who think with their dick sometimes, and a lot of real idiots as well, and most men being in between most dick thinkers are also in between.
This woman thinks there are mice with human brains. That is unique. There aren’t a lot of people who not only are capable of thinking that but are willing to be filmed admitting to it.
Suppose you had a truth machine that made people you spoke to incapable of lying. If you were to go to a home for centenarian men, with your truth machine, and ask 10 men who are over 100 years of age “How many of you have done something really fucking stupid in your life because your dick told you to?”, 8 out of 10 would say yes and closer examination would probably reveal the 9th and 10th had just had strokes. Ask a group of 100 men selected randomly from any Tudor-Stuart era Parliament, Simon Bolivar’s bastard sons, Mussolini’s Olympic athletes, from the audience of a 1960s Moody Blues concert or 100 men from a Larry the Cable Guy Audience “how many of you have done something really stupid because your dick told you to?”, the majority are going to say yes. Granted it might not be Alvin Green stupid, but it’s an occupational hazard of having testosterone.
On the other hand if you asked the exact same groups of men AND their wives “How many of you truly believe there are mice with fully functioning human brains?” I’d be astonished if you found even 1. If you went to a rave and asked a random sample of absolutely positively stoned off their ass high school kids “How many believe there are mice with fully functioning human brains?” I guarantee you that if any did, they’d still have sense enough to lie about it. If you asked a Sunday school class filled with Rhodes scholars the same question, they’d look at you like you’d just asked if they’ve ever stuck their finger up a dachshund’s ass.
Christine O’Donnell’s abilities at critical thinking or informed reasoning is unique in its minisculity. Set her at a chess board and she’d ultimately choke on two or more of the pieces. As evidenced by the fact that she believes there are mice with people brains, and that lying to Hitler is wrong, creationism is real, that masturbation should or could be discouraged and that there are mice with people brains (it bore repeating). Alvin Greene is just sleazy- you can find that on any street in America whether it’s in Beverly Hills or the abandoned areas of Gary, Indiana, but you can’t find a Christine O’Donnell except in Delaware and possibly in 2011 somewhere in D.C. shopping for an apartment without bushes.
Ummmm, since when is masturbation an offense? Same question about looking at pictures of naked ladies, assuming they are actual ladies of age? Do you condemn masturbation and looking at naked ladies? Should these acts be against the law, IYHO?
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Chrsitine O’Donnell in 1999: “I Dabbled Into Witchcraft”
The other difference between O’Donnell and Greene is that Democrats everywhere have the sense to be embarrassed by Green, but there’s a nationwide movement that’s gleefully sending O’Donnell millions of dollars. What’s scary about her isn’t that she’s an anomaly: What’s scary is that apparently, she isn’t.
The Dems did not want Greene. They have done nothing for him because they know he is an unqualified nut. The Repubs are starting to support their nut. They are backing her on news show too. Palin is pushing for her election too. Palin is the most important Repub in the country now. She has become the face of the party.
Crooks and Liars is asking if O’Donnell sold her soul to the devil when she was hanging out with witches and went on that date to the Satanic alter, as having sold her soul for political gain would explain her meteoric rise in politics. I think it’s a good question…
She was slammed today for blowing off 2 Sunday morning talk shows , that she said she would attend. Even Fox was pissed because she chickened out.
Speculation is she has no answers for her witchcraft statements and is not ready for prime time. I would love to see her defend her weird statements of the past as well as her strange positions of today. I suppose Palin is teaching her how to handle the press. Palin already advised her to only speak to Fox. Can’t risk going on a news show that might ask her questions.
She has, apparently, sort of answered by wondering aloud if any of us didn’t hang out with strange and unusual people in high school. Well, yes, of course.
That’s an odd thing to say considering she has been lying about having a college degree for years. Her web site also says the delay in earning her degree was because of unpaid tuition but the university said her coursework wasn’t completed until this year.
I wonder if, like her views on sex, she would say her views about lying have matured since she made those statement?
She seems to have some other troubles with ethics and the truth, so maybe she’ll fit right in with the Senate if she wins.
Well, see, the Nazis never asked her about her degree, so she didn’t have to tell the truth. She only tells the truth to Nazis because she respects them.
O’Donnell seems like she’d be more fun to drink a keg with. Maybe she’d forget that oral isn’t procreational. From the clips I’ve seen of her old appearances, she seems like she may have been a lot of fun once upon a time. Palin is a bit too angular and uptight for my tastes.
Same here. O’Donnell was a real cutie with a fun personality. Palin on the other hand is what I’d call a “handsome” woman: good features but little to no sex appeal. Angular and uptight is a good description.
This process has its roots in the 2000 nomination of George W. Bush. Not only have voters who prize intellect been statistically more likely to give up on the party since that point, but the party was already tilting toward empty flash.
