Of course I want to go lap dancing, thanks.

Tangent · December 7, 2013, 4:31am

I once got a lap dance on my birthday at a place called The Palace. Probably not the same place the OP refers to, though.

blindboyard · December 7, 2013, 5:52pm

You need to specially request those from Her Maj these days. There’s an office at the Palace you have to write to.

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