Dammit, Gypsy, do NOT dig your claws into my boobs when you jump away from me! Now, I have two huge scratches right above my left breast!
You little brat!!! I’m going to hang you by your tail, you whiny little furball!
I thought maybe your cat stole your chicken sandwich – guess I was in the ballpark! 
My dog Phyllis weighs about 45 pounds, and she likes to step on my breasts when I’m lying on my side in bed. Ever have 45 pounds of dog standing on your nipple? It’s NO FUN.
It’s fair game for both sexes. Before my cat died, she used to like to climb onto my bed while I was sleeping (or trying to sleep, anyway). Unfortunately, she always made it a point of walking right on my crotch to do it. Claws protruded.
Well, THAT was a letdown. 
My first thought was, is this Giunastasia? Or perhaps Guinastasai. Then I opened the thread and found out that it was, indeed, Guinastasia.
So, Guin, you want me to kiss it and make it all better?
I predict that this post will have a ridiculously skewed post to view ratio.
Before you let SPOOFE get all smoochy on you Guin, make sure you wash it good. Cat scratches get nasty-infected very easily. Ick.
bella
Guinastasia, I know all about kitty scratches. Mine has left a full set both coming and going on the same leg. She likes to get in the window next to my computer… unfortunately, the only way up is over me. The first one was when she slipped going up, and grabbed my leg, and the second was when she slipped going down and grabbed my leg. I have a lot of scratches and other punctures on my thighs near my knees, on my arms near my hands, and a few on my tummy from when I wouldn’t get up at 5 am to feed her.
After I had a bladder biopsy and was still feeling poorly, she decided to make a trampoline out of my bladder to wake me up… unfortunately, it also woke up my bladder.
I’m just dreading her new trick to get me up… she stands on my chest and stares at me. If I don’t wake up she bats my mouth, nose or chin with her paw. So far, there aren’t extended claws…but who knows.
I’m beginning to think that they are just little furry terrorists.
I feel your pain. OK, I don’t, but my SO does. Big time.
She just had a major operation. There is an incision that goes from her navel to her fun bits that’s about 239873 miles deep. And her cats think it’s great fun to jump directly onto the incision.
I love her pussies. Really. But I’m lately thinking that it might be best for all if they learn to play “violin” for a while.
When I first got my two kittens, Sacco & 'Zetti, I thought it was so adorable when they’d “scale” me. I’d just stand there while they both crawled up my legs, onto my chest, like little mountaineers.
That got old real fast when they started tuckin’ away the vittles and packin’ on the pounds. But try and dissuade them.
Poor SPOOFE. One post about a toothbrush, and now everyone wants to sterilize him.
Oh, shush. I’m as clean as clean can be. Besides, Guin knows that a litle smoochy-smoochy won’t do any harm…
I’d just like to see Guin do her imitation of a cat and lick it clean…
::RUNNING AWAY AS FAST AS HE --OWWWWWWWWWWW!::
::falls to the floor::
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Get a couple of kittens. You’ll look like you were dating Edward Scissorhands.
Talk about a letdown.
The title clearly states pussies– plural. But Guinastasia clearly only references one pussy in the OP.
If she had been truthful in her thread title-- “Of my pussy and breasts,” for example-- I more than likely wouldn’t have bothered with this thread.
Happy
Dude, I’m not that flexible.
Besides, you said you don’t like cats.
Oh well, this isn’t the first time I’ve been scarred by a feline. I have one on my collar bone from Fluffy, when she was trying to climb on my shoulders.
I knew a girl who liked to have her cat lick her nipples. Kind of bizarre; closest I’ve ever come to a three-way.