Off topic, but how else do I tell Duck Duck Goose not to be a jerk?

Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports
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Duck -
If you can’t stay to the OP, you don’t belong in “Comments on Cecil’s Columns”

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Well, I just scanned DDG’s replies and, frankly, don’t really see a problem. But if you feel you must address the nature of Duck’s posts, advise her that you want to see her in the Pit, and then start a thread about it there.

BTW, good to see ya’, Duck.

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This thread is obviously in the wrong forum. Please read the forum descriptions on the Straight Dope Message Board home page.

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