Moderator, Well could ya help me make this post?
See, I don’t know the forum that it goes in
I posted in GD but I was told it was wrong, you see?
It was a masterpiece and then you stuck your nose in.
Isn’t that the way they say it goes?
Well let’s forget all that
And just unlock my thread if you can find it
So I can show just how wise I am and to show
I’ve overcome the blow, I’ve learned to take it well
I only wish my words could just convice anybody else
That it just wasn’t junk
And that it’s what I really thunk.
Moderator, could you help me make this post
Well, I won’t listen to the advice that you just gave me
I don’t have a clue, but that, you knew
I’ll use it’s closing as an excuse to rave, see?
And, as always, whither Fenris goeth, I must follow:
*Moderator
Administration
Give me Cecil on the line
Moderator
Administration
I’d like to speak to a friend of mine
Oh Straight Dope is the website
GD is the Board
Cecil is the Man
And the Millions are his hoard
Moderator
Administration
Please give me Cecil on the line
Moderator
Administration
Please hurry if you can
Oh Moderator
Administration
Won’t be long before I’m banned
Don’t worry 'bout my questions
You know it was all a test
Just drop me in the Pit
And the mob will do the rest
Moderator
Administration
Please give me Cecil on the line
My thread arrived just the other day
It came to the board in the usual way
But there were beers to drink
and no time to think
I 'prolly shouldn’t have incuded that porno link.
‘cause it was closed before I knew it, and I got banned to
I said “I’m gonna get you, Moderator. You know I’m gonna get you.”
Welllll…
the puppets in the pit like a bad cartoon
throwin’ around shit and threatening doom
When you’re going away troll I don’t when
but it’ll be a good day then, troll
you know it’ll be a good day then
Fenris, that’s beautiful. Like a popular thread everyone posts to, you keep getting bumped up to the top of my Most-Admired-Posters list. Your creativity is truly brilliant. I hope you make some money off it someday, if you don’t already. And no, I’m not joking. I’m quite serious.
You rule.
Scylla, my co-worker just asked me why I laughed out loud. That was great! “but it’ll be a good day then, troll” Love it!