Rude Moderators

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That said:

Rude Moderator, by Sade and Fenris

He’s mean to me inside GQ
And really mean to others too
Placing comments that are real cruel
He’s insulted me in seven languages
Manhattan is so very mean, in his own forum
Heaven help him, in the Pit

Mean ol’ mod, Nazi guy
We post in GQ with our questions and our hearts do fly
Questions alight and quickly anwered right
When you require answers with no contention and minimum fights

No need to ask
He’s a rude moderator
rude moderator,
rude moderator,
rude moderator.

Post to post, GQ or a Pit thread, meanie guy
Across the Boards and even in e-mail, this won’t fly.

Face to face, each classic case.
He flames my ass; this must not pass
I can’t save face.

A license to flame, insults oft told
Melts all your pride and leaves you real cold
His words are like poems but his posts are bold.

No need to ask
He’s a rude moderator
rude moderator,
rude moderator,
rude moderator.

Post to post, GQ or a Pit thread, meanie guy
Across the Boards and even in e-mail, this won’t fly.

rude moderator,
rude moderator,
rude moderator,
rude moderator,
rude moderator,
rude moderator…

Fenris

Aargh…this should have been in the OP:
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Sorry, I didn’t intend to be cryptic.

I KNEW you could do it. Beautiful.

I don’t trust anyone who pronounces “Sade” as “Shar-day”.

But Zette, what about mine (in the actual thread that started it)?

Hmmm… no fair, I posted first. :stuck_out_tongue:

::: off to pout :::

:smiley:

:: checks time stamps ::

By damn, you did!

:: shakes Monstre’s hand ::

Great minds think alike and all that! Well done! Good show!

:: reconsiders :: :dubious

But…wait. You’re on the East cost. I’m in Mountain time: so it’s 6:30 PM there while it’s only 4:30 here!

AH-HA! I did post first! I posted two hours earlier than you! Copycat.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Fenris

Hold it right there, Monstre! What’s your taste in reading material? Complete the following quote: “You cannot enslave a free man…”

::: looks with astonishment at Fenris :::

Actually, kidding aside, your version is great! And it’s weird how close some of our rhymes were!

Actually, kidding aside, your version is great! And it’s weird how close some of our rhymes were!

See? I liked it so much I had to post about it twice!

Oh… I see… ::: casts eyes downwards, crestfallen :::
:confused:

:dubious:

Hey… wait a second…!

:wink:

You did appear to be beside yourself…

And I noticed how similar some of the rhymes seemed, too. ::: spoooooky! :::

Monstre <— aspiring to be the next Fenris :slight_smile:

Now that is scary… :eek:

So you don’t trust Sade?

OMG!!:eek:

They’re multiplying!!

[sub]Psst…Fenris, this could come in handy the next time Scylla tries to kill you![/sub]

:eek:

:smiley:

:slight_smile: Hey, Monstre, c’mere a sec…No. There’s nothing behind my back. Really. :slight_smile:

**Polycarp, ** that quote ends “the most you can do is kill him” right?

Yeah, like that band with the hits ‘My Oh My’ and ‘Run Runaway’ in the 80s…

Slar-Day.