Official Staight Dope Fantasy Bass Fishing League

Oh yeah, it’s real. Fantasy Bass Fishing. We could do this.

The fact that this exists is clearly indicative of something. I’m just not sure what.

Fine! If nobody else want to join my fantasy bass fishing league, I’ll just play with myself.

Screw you guys!

So I’ve signed up. Do you have a group in mind?

I’m in. Scylla, what is the name of the group? I looked for obvious ones, but after 500 or so, my eyes glazed over.