He’s an adventurer hero. That’s what they do. Think Legend of Zelda.
Noooo! I liked the [del]crumpet[/del] apprentice! 
No, I’m sure they’ll save him. Ivan is just too perfect a butt-monkey to let go.
The queen is obviously letting the ambassador hang himself and is giving him plenty of rope to do it.
New one’s up: http://oglaf.com/infffirmary/1/ (And don’t miss the epilogue!)
This one’s great. Several different layers of funny. I love the ambassador’s comforting words in the last panel, and the nurse’s comment in panel 3 seems oddly foreboding.
Reading this one and the previous one, a thought occurs to me: I can’t think of any other fictional world where the “symbol of female sexual power” (SFSP) has A-cups. Usually, the SFSP has double-Ds. Can anyone else think of one? Any thoughts as to why this author gave her SFSP such a small bust? I kind of like it.
I cringed at the last panel. Poor guy. Ew.
I’m also a big fan of Oglaf–very funny stuff. One of the best (imo) was the “Fountain of Doubt”.
Another great strip is “Scenes From A Multiverse” by Jonathan Rosenberg. Link here:
Llubeworm? Maybe it’s just as well they didn’t treat his “sexual inexperience”.
And this is their infirmary, where you receive what passes for care?
I’m starting to think Skeletor was a kind and considerate employer compared to Mistress.
I like the fact that there’s seemingly a whole ward full of folks that the ambassador poisoned, each clutching a locket with his picture.
Oh, man, I didn’t notice that before. That’s hilarious!!
:smack: I completely missed that!
I noticed them but didn’t make the connection with the lockets from the previous pages.
New one’s up.
I liked the first half a lot. The second half… It was funny. But not as funny as the first half.
While bumbling around I found this. Does anyone know what the secret page is?
That seems to be their error page.
I knew that (because http://www.oglaf.com/frog-2 isn’t a page and that’s why I was directed there), I was just wondering if there was an actual secret page. I guess that means I was trolled. 
The dwarves are assholes. Remember that.
I wonder if the Holy Frog Grenade is listed in the Book of Armaments?
Those aren’t dwarves, just young sorcerers.
The “Secret Page” guys are dwarves.