Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

https://www.oglaf.com/moodlighting/

“Please get out of our house”. :smiley:

Asshole spectral wraith is back: Dark Chocolate

-So THAT’s where talking badgers come from!
https://www.oglaf.com/badger/

https://www.oglaf.com/moves/

“the angle’s weird.”

That could more or less be the Oglaf slogan.

Yes, its nice to see teleporting genitalia is back as a form of foreplay.

Sigh

I miss Sorceress aka Mistress. She was so sexy and evil. Unashamed. Unabashed. I hope that storyline returns.

They wouldn’t even need to revive Ivan; quite a few just showed life in Castle Evil (or whatever its name really was):

https://www.oglaf.com/tribute/
https://www.oglaf.com/tribute/2/
https://www.oglaf.com/tribute/3/

https://www.oglaf.com/badfalcon/

https://www.oglaf.com/capital/
https://www.oglaf.com/capital/2/

https://www.oglaf.com/ingratitude/
https://www.oglaf.com/ingratitude/2/

https://www.oglaf.com/stealth-kill/

https://www.oglaf.com/tribute-day-2/

https://www.oglaf.com/blanket/

https://www.oglaf.com/portrait/

Safety Signs in Hell. I’m reminded of a quote from the great Pterry: “There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell”.

Thanks to all who post updates for Oglaf here. I rely on you to remind me to visit the site.

The Crimson Queen

And the moral of the story is, do not lecture people holding bloody swords.

Kronar - Dark Miasma

Barbarian vs. scented candles. 24 pages. It’s certainly… something. Bzowt.

Hunh.

I wonder if that was Mistress’s sister, running a sorcery-based scented candle racket. :smiley:

Truly an epic spectacle of what-the-fuck.

page 2: wtf did the ax come from?

page 3, last panel: he’s turned on by killing, which explains a lot.

pages 6 & 11: So Kronar literally can’t hit a woman! Interesting weakness…

page 14: “Are arrows sorcery?” “Borderline” :smiley:

“You’re not vain about your appearance?”- the dreadful dilemma of of he-man barbarians. Although now it occurs to me that Kronar does a splendid job of staying clean-shaven.

page 22: If there was previously any doubt, it’s now confirmed: the events of "Hilting are in continuity- which makes Kronar’s ability to wield swords and axes with just his first finger joints impressive.

pages 9 & 24: Apparently the whole adventure took about two weeks, from the waxing gibbous to waning crescent moon.

I think he actually likes the dress. Just hides it with a dismissive comment.

Yeah. Twenty-four pages drawn. Six more, and they coulda sold us a book. A freebie like this shows some serious dedication to their fans.

I did not notice that boner on page 3. Weird.

There have been other episodes with the fingers gone.

Also, that ham on page five.

I thought so but I could never be 100% certain- it was like they kept it ambiguous for some time.

I’d presumed that was a miasma-induced hallucination.

. I’ve often wondered whether the Chesty Bandit Lady is really missing an eye, or if the bandanna is just a fashion thing.

Vanka’s missing one eye.

In the Land of Barbarians there are always axes lying around.