https://www.oglaf.com/redleather/
Where in the character stats do you find “elocution”, and what’s the d roll for it? 
Age of Discovery
Obviously I’m not the only person who finds women in fur boots and hat and nothing else hawt!
It’s under charisma. Unless you’re rolling your tongue for something else.
Oglaf now posts (even more) tongue-in-cheek variations of the main strip on their Patron site. Here are two for example:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/cake-jail-20870048
“If you could be good at one thing, what would that thing be?”
“Knowing when anything magic is a trick or trap”.
Just noticed a previous example of Kronar’s battle-boner, panel five:
https://www.oglaf.com/burningjewels/
“Soft News” Soft News
All I gotta’ say is, why is a vampire sleeping at night?
The title of that strip is “Burning Jewels of Death.” The only jewels I see in that strip are the ones in that panel, if you know what I mean.
I assume they’re “burning” because Kronar thinks condoms are for women.
She’s a doctor, not a vampire! 
https://www.oglaf.com/practice/
In hindsight (no pun intended), I now feel less sorry for these fellows.
I guess he’s on a search and rescue for Lemmywinks, now.
Heh, now I’m imagining the AD&D equivalent of a Goodwill store offering all the stuff left over after adventurers have liquidated the gold, jewels and magic items they picked up.
Hah ! Love the supergeek easter egg ! That statue with the huge gaping mouth in the fifth pannel - that’s from the classic Tomb of Horrors dungeon for the first edition of Dungeons & Dragons. There was an undetectable sphere of annihilation in its mouth - it destroyed anything and anybody entering it, no save no roll no warning no nothing, just plop. Because Gary Gygax was a dick.
(and I think the “Rest ye here stranger” is a misremembered callback to Warlock of Firetop Mountains, the very first “choose your own adventure” book - there was a cursed stool in that dungeon with a “Rest ye here weary traveler” sign above it)
I get why the joke needed him to take the door that always lies, but it would be funnier to me from a dungeon design perspective if the one describing the doors was the liar. No death trap, and they did actually mean that you should take the door.
Apparently, Gary stated that the purpose of the Tomb of Horrors was to get rid of high level characters.
Not quite. I actually met Gary.
The purpose of ToH was to challenge certain players that had said “we can beat anything, there is no challenge anymore”.
It wasn’t supposed to be “real”.
Must-Haves (two pages)
I wish I could say with certainty that no one really would try this out.
You have a much different view of human nature than I do. I wish I could say, with any hope of being right, that no one currently reading the page has already tried it and is sending an email to their friends with suggested refinements.