If only God hadn’t called Noah by name, I would have said this was the guy God tried first and fried with lightning for gross insubordination.
I love that the god of way too much cum wears eye protection.
He did his part, but she wouldn’t inflate.
Just the people to call when you’ve built a fortress around her heart:Specialists.
https://www.oglaf.com/stumper/
That’s not a riddle, that’s charades!
Yeah, I read that one and just thought “So… that’s the joke?”
They can’t all knock it out of the park!
So it wasn’t just me that felt that way.
Nope. I thought it as well. (But I didn’t say it out loud and get disqualified.)
Oh that’s what it’s suppose to be. I thought there was a middle section missing and she was just twiddling her thumbs waiting.
https://www.oglaf.com/cookiecutters/
It’s a good thing gingerbread is easy to cut…
P.S. title should be 08-25-2019
When the next one is published, this will be titled “Young Adult Fiction” in the archives.
A four-parter, and hilarious (again).
“Oh my god, stick your penis in me now.”
LOL great take on the way the heroine just goes along checkmarking different tropes and stock lines.
Then again in the Oglafverse *that *is just normal dialog.
I was about to complain about another insane character in Oglaf, but then I realized that sanity is not necessarily a survival trait there.
“Ivory is a terrible building material.”
???
“Ivory Towers”.
I’ve trying to get caught back up…
I’m missing something on Dead wood
I hope that url works, I’m at work and can’t visit the page.
Magic stick follows animated death log, then they both disappear? Although the idea that you have to poke something with a stick is funny enough.
Unless I’m being whooshed too, it’s just not that funny. Animated stick- perhaps originally from death log?- serves as distraction to allow log to escape. Alt text* is “the switch”.
*not the one that shows when you hover on picture, the page-loading alt text. In Chrome, right-click page, select View Page Source and search for alt
The killer log (see the previous update) they thought was dead is still moving around.
But it’s moves somewhere they’re not, so they’re celebrating because the wood has left.
But they’re almost certainly going to be (ahem) am-bushed by it shortly afterward.
Well, I am waiting for the next appearance of the nymphomaniac crazy black vampire Doctor Lady.
Although she is not prodigious in boobs or booty, I still will make her the next next Missus Ukulele.
“Remember… it’s not necrophilia if the guy was alive when the sex started!”