City is on the background here. He’s out.
http://www.oglaf.com/potion-girlfriend/4/
No, that’s the mistress’s castle. Compare the silhouette here. I’m with Chronos: I think he’s still “in” the geographical boundaries of the magic city, but now on a different plane of existence.
So, if he’s out of the magic village, for real or plane-shifted, can Mistress find/see him now? And if so, how f’d are the vampires when she gets to them?
I’d say pretty much. 
Seriously. Mistress doesn’t like anyone else fucking with her butt-monkey.
Oh, I don’t know about that. She certainly let the Xoan ambassador do all kinds of stuff to him, and she was prepared to leave Ivan in the clutches of his earlier kidnappers until her resolve was washed away on a tide of enchanted semen.
I don’t use sig lines, but this would be a good one.
Nah, too Geeky.
Oh that. I assume the potion was made using someone’s real, actual memories. Someone named Alex. And Ivan is then reliving the memories.
Not that I pretend to know how love potions are created, mind.
You ain’t too bad with mouthwash, though.
Beg your pardon?
Username-post combination.
Listerine was named after John Lister.
Oh… when you said mouthwash, I was thinking in terms of the context of this thread. You know, the same kind of slang like “pearl necklace”. So there was a bit of misunderstanding there.
By the way, I named myself after Dave Lister in Red Dwarf
What did he invent?
New and imaginative ways of annoying holograms mostly.
The triple decker fried egg chilli chutney sandwich.
Would he even answer to “Mister Lister”, anyway?
Socks that stand up on their own, even when you’re not in them.
New life forms in his laundry hamper.