When I clicked on the first link provided (and “I am over 18”), I got this:
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What they said.
And the beer-flavoured milkshake.
An entire race of sentient cats.
Cool.
Not really. As far as we know there is only one left. The others had a religious war and left the ship in different directions to find their Messiah (who happens to be Lister for both sects).
I think you’ll find it was Cloister.
This thread has gone way off topic.
Oh. We should talk about something involving sexy cartoons, then, to get it back on topic.
So…
Betty or Wilma?
Betty.
Fred would kick my ass.
Betty Rubble? I would go with Betty… but I’d be thinking of Wilma.
Aah! Look what you made me do! Quick, think of something else. Oglaf! Think of Oglaf.
Hey can anybody explain Sheela Na Gig for me? I don’t get it.
Yeah, I do get that there’s really no daughter involved, that she just wants to bonk the soldier, but what’s with the tower? Did she build it? Is it actually there at all, or is it just an image she conjured up for him? And if so, why? why not just tell him she wants to have sex with him?
The tower correlates to her body. She wanted him to go through the vagina door so it would be like he’s fucking her. He gets weirded out and asks if there’s a back door and she drops all the pretenses and they do anal. ‘Backdoor’ = anal.
Does that mean she doesn’t actually have a vagina? :eek:
Apparently a Sheela na Gig is an actual thing.
Makes more sense now.
Beer milkshake, which would presumably also be a beer-flavoured milkshake, was described by John Steinbeck in Cannery Row (1945).
Lister was born in 2155, and went to space when he was 24 (2179), and was in stasis for 3 million years (~3,002,179 or so depending on the exact date of stasis entry and when exactly Holly revived him, but we know it was a several year enlistment and voyage). Regardless, Steinbeck has him by somewhere between 210 and 3,000,234 years-ish.
Here’s the scary bit: I googled steinbeck, beer milkshake and such, only to find [thread=564343]a dope thread [/thread]with me talking about it (page 2). I need to get out more.
That page links to one on Hunky Punks. Now I want a new Dopername.
I like how this storyline has developed. I am really curious to find out how Ivan will get out of this predicament, and how Mistress will deal with him if/when she gets him back.
Yes, and that’s the bit I don’t get. Why doesn’t she just want him to fuck her?
Cumsprite?
I think it’s because she’s an older woman and she wasn’t sure he would be into that. Thus the phony story about a hot nubile daughter. But it all worked out in the end.
She does. The tower is her, in some magical sense. If he goes in the front door, he is fucking her. Just look how she reacts when he starts feeling up the entrance.