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But the ‘cut her throat’ thing was because it would remove her from the magic city. When the magic city went away, they didn’t need her to send out people.

However, I think that most of her group was killed chasing Ivan back towards the Queen’s city, so I’d agree that she doesn’t have a group any more. That’s probably why she decided to lose her virginity - no reason not to.

Can you really kill vampires that way in anybody’s canon, though? Stake through the heart - Stoker never said anything about arrows. I don’t think Buffy ever killed a vampire with an arrow, either, though I don’t know the whole series…

Well, an arrow through the heart would count as a stake, but of course you wouldn’t think they’d all get critical hits. Naveen giving up her hymen, though, leads me to think that the other vamps all split - probably the Queen didn’t want them around and chased/killed them off once she knew they there (no competing evil in the area).

I’ve seen members of her Scooby Gang carry around a crossbow a few times. Arrows are made of wood, and if they go through the heart they can kill a vampire the same way a stake can.

You can also use silver arrowheads.

So. Um. Anyone want to make bets as to how many panels it would take for Greir and Navaan to get to the dirty things?

Was the “woowoowoo” a Dr. Zoidberg reference?

I think it is just Navaan doing a very (very) bad job of pretending to be a ghost departing from the “body” on the ground.

[QUOTE=The note]
As a doctor I sometimes sleep for a week…
[/QUOTE]

I wonder if Navaan isn’t the doctor but an assistant. Vampires don’t normally sleep for weeks at a time

or am I so tainted from Homestuck that not everything has some deeper meaning hidden behind it?

Dracula’s Daughter (1936) was killed by an arrow.

If you can’t believe Universal Studios when the Laemmles were still running the show, who can you believe?

Also, I finally figured out Naavan’s confusion in “Mark of the Funpire”: she’s disappointed that the monk’s semen doesn’t scream and run like Ivan’s.

And, yes, the dead monk’s posture does suggest that it’s a fake corpse and that she’s actually kidnapped the monks and is holding them elsewhere. Or not.

Don’t miss the epilogue.

I like the current arc, but there is some mysterious wtf-ery going on.

Ahem

Oglaf is back. Good stuff.

Anyone figure out why there’s a room full of Naavan clones? She’s a vampire right? why would there be dozens of clones of her?

Clones? She’s been making dead dopplegangers for amusement and playing dress-up. Probably had a number of those magic egg things, or can get them cheap.

I kinda thought they were different “escapes” she pulled, and returned to her like the one in the first comic, “disguises” and all

Have I been neglecting the mouseovers, or what?

How does that explain the one wearing the strap-on?

Notice also that the one wearing the strap-on is also wearing almost the same cape/cowl as the slut.