No, definitely that magic screws you more often than not, especially if it involves anything that can talk. See as far back in the archive as “Blue Door” for example:
http://oglaf.com/bluedoor/1/
Think about it- why should anything magically give you what you want? What’s in it for them? Simon Settles Down
(Also, it’s possible at least half the magic artifacts in the Oglaf world were made by the dwarves).
recently found oglaf and was surprised i had no trouble accessing it from thecpublic library but WENDY’s of all places net nanny’d me from it, WTF
I wish they could have worked in a reference to Brian Blessed yelling, “HAWKMEN! DIIIIIVE!!!”
Is Kronar missing the fingers on his right hand or not? The author seems to be going out of her way to not quite show his right hand. I could accept that “Hilting” has been retconned out but I’d like to know one way or another.
I wish this one had a bit more…story to it. Kinda blah. No real pay-off.
Yeah this one puzzles me. It feels like it’s either missing a third page, or it should have ended with the fifth panel of page two.
I’d say by the first page, sixth panel that he’s definitely still missing his fingers.
I wish they could have worked in a joke.
It reminded me of one of my complaints about Avatar, I mention for the heck of it.
silenus:
That’s what the first bird-man said, when Kronar switched to the peacock.
This weeks new one It’s kind of “Sucky”, but yet giving.
alt=“I have a selection of curses. Pick a number.”
title=“The best three cocksuckers in the world can’t be on the same plane, in case there’s an accident”
And not until the end did he realize the full weight of the curse.
Strange though, because peacocks display to assert their right to mount, not to be mounted. But eh, don’t let us over-think this. When all’s said and done it’s just an excuse to show hairy well-muscled barbarians buggering each other. 
Don’t confuse peacocks and peahens. 
Exactly - peacocks are the ones that display.
But Kronar dumped someone who can fly for someone who just looks pretty. How shallow.
Showing that men are pigs, no matter where they are or what their orientation. 
Oiiiiiink!
I appreciated it. And guffawed a little. Not tremendously original, but well executed.
I always liked Iceman, but figured that if I touch my tongue to his pole it would get stuck there, just like in first grade.
We haven’t had a multi-page comic or one about Ivan/Mistress in a while. I hope that changes soon.
Yes, that happens.
Today’s alt=“I brought the crampons, baby” and title=“Now the’re all just rising damp”