Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

I wonder if the Winter Queen knows about the golems?

After the dwarves’ fukken awesome! gift, she probably doesn’t care.

At least, not until the gift explodes. Which, it being of dwarven manufacture, is inevitable.

I think the only explosions we’ve seen coming out of the dwarves are their heads.

I had forgotten about the handlebars. Tool

Well, there was a boom, but I don’t know if it was the dwarf’s invention. But probably not, most likely just spring cumming early and vigorously.

Another one with an amusing situation, but no punchline.

I liked the Lucky Luciano banner comic.

Meh. Another “people’s weird quirks get in the way of their having sex” entry.

If she’d just said, “Talk dirty to me” it would have gone better.

Now please submit your resume, and an essay of between 500 and 100 words entitled “Why I should be able to have sex with you”. Leave your contact info, and we’ll call you.

I’m starting to think she just gets off on confusing guys.

She loves a good mindfuck.

New one up

http://oglaf.com/bilge/

Amusing, but I’m starting to get tired of the one off strips

Last week’s never got posted:

http://oglaf.com/sterling/

I’d presumed it was too pointless to mention.

It was simply too awesomely amazing to describe in words.

It was the best strip ever, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a comic as great as this one.

I don’t know: that period at the end of the sentence is totally awesome. Maybe the best period ending a sentence ever.

Well, and where’s the punchline this week? I mean, I’m an asshole, but I know the rules: if the owner of the equipment says it’s a vagina, then a vagina it is.

OK, it’s official: I never want to see Mistertique again.