As was said last week:
Not that the real universe is lacking in reasons to go :dubious: when someone of the approrpiate sex + gender identity + orientation throws themselves at you, come to think of it. Only that the consequences are generally more normal.
New comics are back. I chuckled. The Oglafverse is truly a horrible place!
that is a kick-ass weapon.
Always remember to stay just out of the Friend Zone while in combat.
alt=“Grogol’s clothes come from farm suppliers.”
title=“The gauntlets of hang-on-you’re-a-dick could have saved him.”
He got Just-Friended. Ouch.
I think that answers that question of “What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?” It is actually an awesome power.
This week’s entry: The Lonely Mountain
I wonder if this is where the Bad Dragon™ site, purveyors of fantasy dildos and dragon porn, got their start.
This week’s strip was so good, it was double posted! (at least when I first read it)
And it leaves us with the question, was the dragon female? Or was it gay?
Hey, lots of straight dragons enjoy a little anal play every now and then!
The expression on the dragon’s face in the second to last panel is simply exquisite!!
“Shut up and take my money!”
(well, some of it)
Of course, that amount of gold would need an elephant to haul it, never mind galloping away behind a carthorse, in the unlikely event it didn’t just break down the cart.
They’re Oglafverse dwarves. Do you really think they’re going to be slowed down by the laws of physics?
So we’re gonna talk about how much gold weighs and completely gloss over how dragons apparently ejaculate fire now?
Okay, I’m game I suppose.
Indeed, they can’t be slowed down by the laws of logic itself: http://oglaf.com/cavalcade/
I thought they had killed off the Fukken Dwarves. Glad to see they’re back (or that there’s more than two).
I love the Fukken Dwarves.
I love those fukken Dwarves! Bless 'em.
Isn’t that the boar from the fast chariot in “Cavalcade of wonders” pulling the cart and shit. If that’s the case it would fukken explain everything,
Wand Golem…
Ok, next time I run a 3.5 or Pathfinder game (which may be years from now 
), I need to have a Wand Golem.
Yup, it’s amazing how one little look can say it all.