My daughter was reading Pickle Chiffon Pie to her 3-year-old twin boys yesterday afternoon, and when she got to the “ogre who was so ugly that he scared the leaves off the trees,” they asked her what the ogre’s name was. Without hesitating, or thinking of it beforehand, I said, “Dick Cheney.” I could hear Michael giggling in the kitchen as the boys repeated it as if it were gospel.
AS you can see, I raised my daughter properly. :D:D:D