Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

Right!!?!!?

I search the world over, and I thought I found straight dope,
Your column ended, and phhffffbbttt, you was gone.

Nice.:yum:

Maybe Unca Ceec is locked up in a nursing home and can’t respond.

I know for a fact nursing home victims, I mean patients, are free to use their phones and laptops.
:yum:

If they remember how.

I am destined to be interred at a nursing home.
I vow to remember how to use these devices.
If not, can I call you?

I ask the whole Doper community to rescue me.
Surely, some of you lazy bums will show up, cut the ankle alarm off and carry me away.
:smirk:

Trust me, it’s the last thing to go.