Write him a bad bad bad Cecil story?
I don’t know. I may have done that already.
I’ll have to look.
I guess I’ll have to live with the STFU he sent over a crackly radio through @Ed_Zotti .
(It’s in this thread somewhere)
Around post #160
Perhaps Ceec personally knows Jezebel and has known her a long time.
Maybe…
How long ago was that?
Cecil’s changed, man…
Early 2000s
Have you ever posted a reply to Cecil … on your birthday ?
That might help.
I’ll try that.
Hey, @Cecil_Adams it’s my birthday yeah we’ll go with that🙄,
I sure would like a personal greeting and maybe a wish for the coming year. Please.
Please.
The lack of cake icon gives you away.
Try again on your birthday (when is it ?)
And don’t try to cheat be setting your birthday date to today - HE will know !!
Crap.
Are you telling not-truths in a bid for attention? 
Remember, it might get you the wrong kind of attention. 
But thank you for the belly-laugh.
I was hoping for pity, at this point.
Have you typed your birthday into your profile? I admit, I went and looked to see when it was after all this talk.
I thought my birthday was in there. It’s Nov. 6.
@Cecil_Adams has missed(didn’t care 
) it every year I’ve been here. Hmmmm?
I wished him a ‘happy birthday’ in this very thread, I think.
It’ll be fine.
That’s 50 years of the column’s birth. Ceec isn’t telling us his actual age. These days that seems smart. I’m going to have to start dyeing my hair in order to get a job.
I kinda like thinking of him as a 150yo hermit with a huge head. Thinking massive thoughts and only passing those on he thinks us lowly folks can handle.
Eh. 50 works.