Oh dear God, why???

I thought that dang singing bass was bad.

This is much, much worse.

That’s great! I can think of about 3 people I would buy that for.

Disagree: the Port-a-putt-y is quiet. That damned bass wouldn’t shut up and it was loud.

Fenris

Hey!! I bought the bass…it’s hanging on my bedroom wall as we speak. Don’t be dissin the fish…

I saw the TV ad for the Port-a-Putty. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.

Forget the tackiness of the gift itself for a moment. I’m watching a television ad with a guy happily putting away, sitting on the throne, his pants down around his knees.

Don’t wanna watch others take a dump, and doing so is not going to encourage me to buy any product, thanks.