So My Fair Lady is a ripoff of The Opening of Misty Beethoven, then?
Actually, no, it’s a rip-off of this Family Guy episode.
I am so ashamed to admit it, but…
I totally want that John Deere nightlight . :eek:
It comes with a bulb!
The other downstairs neighbor tells me I missed quite a brouhaha. Seems the cops were here, guns drawn, and hauled Brandine off to drug rehab (“It was either that or jail”). Little Brandi-Sue Condoleezza was turned over to Cletus (who, it will be recalled, blackened Brandine’s eye last week!!). I don’t know who is taking care of the two giant dogs or the Barbie dolls.
Yikes.
Well so does a tulip but you wouldn’t want to be plugging it in in your bathroom.
Eve You probably think that your Life Sucks ™ and that you are Surrounded by Idiots 24/7 aren’t we all? , and I think I can speak for a vast majority of the dopers here, your little life stories just make my day. It makes me wish I lived next to a Brandine or worked with a Pwecious Pwincess.
Your stuff is like Pringles. Addictive, delicious and fun noises are made down the tube when it’s empty. 
And on behalf of the Barbie Twins ™ on board here who came out of the closet in a Big Fat Breakfast at Tiffany’s kinda way {Yeah, you, Guin and Faire Beth}, you need to break into Brandine’s place ( ala Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible) steal the Barbie Collection and send them to Guin and Faire Beth. Then, when Brandine gets out of rehab and goes postal, it will be all over Cletus and she’ll end up either in jail or rehab again, giving you a couple more months repreive.
It’s virtually failproof.
Under the circumstances, I’d be much happier with a plan that was foolproof.
Where is the embarrassed smilie when you need it?
Fool proof.
I now await the thread in which Guinastasia finally reveals her extensive My Little Pony and Rainbow Brite collections.
I wonder if Brandine has a unicorn t-shirt.
Well, this morning I saw Cletus’ pick-up parked in the driveway, on my way to the train. So I guess he is taking care of the Two Huge Dogs; lord only knows where Little Brandi-Sue Condoleezza is—I hope with Brandine’s sister Lurlene, and not with gal-beatin’ Cletus or NJ Children’s Protective Services (“Only 23 Kids Starved to Death This Month!”).
[Serious Looking NJ CPS Officer in Beige-on-Beige Uniform]
New Jersey’s Child Protective Services are perfectly safe, Mam. Why, forty children drown in five-gallon buckets every year, across the nation… ahem! So you can see that New Jersey’s Child Protective Services is a great way to keep kids safe.
Carry on.
[/SL NJ CPS OiBoBU]
But won’t someone think of the Barbies!?
My son has one of those Tiki tissue dispensers. He quite likes it.