"Oh, Graphic Violence is Okay, Just As Long As There's No Cursing."

I just moved into a new home, and I’m sorting through old posessions, getting rid of what we don’t need.

Today, my housekeeper came over. She’s a very nice lady with three young children, so I decided of offer her the item we decided to get rid of: an old Playstation with assorted games. She said that the kids’ Playstation had broken a while back, and they’d be thrilled to have it.

I gave her the stack of games, but with a warning that some of them she might not want her children to play. “Just so you know,” I told her, “For example, we have Grand Theft Auto in there, and some parents wouldn’t want their kids to play that.”

“Oh, no,” she assured me. “It’s okay. They’ve played it before at my brother’s house.” She continued to sort through the stack. “Now, this one, I probably won’t let them play.”

It was the gameSouth Park.

“Uh . . . it’s not, uhm, bad,” I said. “Basically, you throw snowballs at turkeys.”

“Yeah, but is there any cussing?”

I told her I didn’t think so, and let it go at that.

But it struck me as an odd commentary on American culture: a video game in which you steal cars, beat and kill people (including police officers) is considered acceptable, while a relatively innocuous game with little violence-- unless you consider hitting poultry with snow projectiles to be violence-- can be ruled out because it may contain language which might offend.

Well, actually, I’ve heard you throw Yellow snowballs at turkeys.

Yeah, you can, but it takes time to . . . prepare each one, so it’s better just to use the regular ones, in my opinion.

“Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific deplorable violence is ok as long as you don’t use naughty language!”

I love those little machines the aliens gave to the cows…

You can set them up for proximity!

I have no idea what this means, but I’m tempted to use it in every thread on the Board!

Well, there might be a reasonable rational behind violence okay/cursing bad thing - children are much more likely to imitate cursing in real life than they are to start shooting police officers.

And keeping them away from games with cursing will prevent the little ones from asking questions like “What does f*ck you mean?” in front of company.

South Park is bad…M’kayyy. Offensive language is bad… M’kayyy.

lol that’d be a first for me!

The machines… I forget what they’re called. But it’s the episode where the Aliens come to South Park and are doing tests on the people. They decide the cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet and give them this machine. What it does is when activated it shoots a beam at Officer Barbrady and makes him dance around and sing some sort of show tune I think it was… (episode synopsis)

My brother and I would set them on proximity and drop them around the game while playing against each other.

She doesn’t like cursing, but yet she lets her kids play GTA? Does she know about the character Diaz, who likes to call people “dickheads”, and does so in numberous cutscenes?

Cripes, I have in-laws like that - only instead of making a BFD about language, it’s anything even mildly, innocuously sexual in nature that twists their britches. It’s OK for their teenage boys to play video games where they kill people, and to actually talk about killing people in real life, but GOD FORBID they should see a couple KISSING! Or hugging!

Don’t forget the hookers! :smiley: