Maybe if they learn how to do this for humans, my dream of having four arms can finally come true!
Telekinetic Monkey Butlers! Is there anything thay can’t do?
yes…invite us into your homes, trusts us around your children, yes yes.
::mentaly rubs mechacnical hands in a decisively evil manner::
Learn much will, kill humans all we must,
World ours to rule
Muhaha
Muhahahahahahaha
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I tried to create a rice of pipple, but all that I got was a rass of papple. Is that worth anything?
Think what this will do for reality TV shows like Survivor! I can see it now…
“Next week on… Survivor: The Mad Monkey’s Lab. Rufus and Jane form an alliance to hoard all the extra gruel in their body cavities for future bargaining. One Ear and Toofus plot yet again to snag the keys from the ape guards, which result in horrifying repercussions. The Hatfield tribe flings insults at the neighboring McCoy tribe in the adjacent cage, proving that once again, humans really are funny animals with primitive intellects. Who will be voted out of the cage next to suffer the painful, gruesome, yet somehow erotic surgical tortures of their simian masters?”
No, no… it’s:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
“Soon, we will no longer be spanking the monkeys. The monkeys will be spanking us.”
In Durham, monkey spanks you.
At last, now I can open that 24 hour All-You-Can-Peel Banana buffet.
I can take your damn dirty apes!
Lookey what I’m packin’!
MY GOD!!!
Its the electrolux model ND-437 Rapid Fire Death-ray with swivel mount!!!
When you think 1920’s Style Death-ray, you think electrolux ND-437!
Fly, you fools!
You say that now, but give it 10 years…
Sign me up for a prehensile tail, robotic wings, and an extra set of arms.
Telekinetic they might be, but their administrative powers are still woefully lacking…
::signs cityboy916 up for his new prehensile nose, robotic ears, and an extra set of fingernails::
BTW, I have already registered at our new masters’ highly moderated, no tolerance message board: the ABMB (Almighty Banana Message Board).
Soon overheard around text to speech programs in research labs everywhere: Shock this!
And you thought you were getting lazy when you didn’t get up to change the channel when you couldn’t find the remote.
Turns out you were just a few years ahead of the game…and missing a few dozen EEG wires. :dubious:
Nice to meet you, fellow Jetsons fan.
Orbitee rules!
Welcome to the Boards Maura. I see you’ve been lurking for a few months now.
May this be the first of many.
And now back to the continuing Saga of THe SuperPowered Simians and their quest for world domination…
“How many telekenetic monkeys will there be?”
“One, at first, but he’ll train others.”
You mean we’ll live like @#$% kings? 