Oh, I forgot to mention: I BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE THIS WEEK!

You’re really funny when you’re 1000 miles away, Mister.

And you’re really funny when you’ve got the tap in your mouth, trying to get me to “Pump the keg faster! Pump the keg faster!”, spilling beer all over the damned place.

Tripler
It’s amazing we didn’t get eaten by a bear, dammit!

I’m really, really, looking forward to this housewarming.

Congrats! I bought a condo back in May (took about 4 weeks IIRC). I think you can pretty much consider it “bought” once you’ve been accepted by the loan agency or bank. The rest is pretty much formalities unless something goes seriously wrong.