In base 12, you’re only 34.
I think.
Tell ya what, hillbilly, I’ll shave my head and drop by there to give ya a “pick me up!” 
I turned 56 a short while back and got the following card (best I can remember it in my dotage).
Hey, 56 is a great age. A wonderful age. A fun age. A sexy age.
Don’t believe me? Well, just wait five years and see how much you’d pay to be 56 again.
So I’ve retired, bought a Harley and decided not to cut my hair for the next 18 months.