The OP couldn’t remember the greatest thread in the world?
The peculiar thing is this, my friends: The thread I’ll post on some fateful night doesn’t actually look anything like this thread.
Will you at least do us the courtesy of linking to it here so we may marvel in its greatness?
Oh sure… this thread might take off…
But could it take off on a tread mill?
FML
Did you do that from memory? 'Cause if you did, I’m really impressed.
Step right up!
Oh man, you guys. I just did a minor re-write on the bottom of the third page, and I just peed a little in my pants. This is gonna be killer!
I guess we should assume your bladder control problems are a result of the thread being so funny. Otherwise, ewwww.
Pretty much regardless, eeeewww!!!
Once I unleash this magnificent beast upon the world, you’ll all be puddled up. On the plus side, most of you won’t be wearing any pants while reading the thread. Soiled undies shouldn’t be a problem.
I’m guessing that it must involve Anti creationism,kittens,Muslims,slavery ,George Bush ,America and really ignorant customers who come to your shop.
Otherwise its a total non starter ,sorry mate if I could have broken the news in a gentler way I would have .
If there’s no sucking I call BS.
I almost never wear pants, and I’m wearing soiled undies right now.
I still don’t get the motivator.
My question is, will it help me get my pre schooler to sleep at an appropraite time, and have him sleep late on holidays? Will it help me sort laundry? And make me care if my clothes are clean and pressed?
If it does all that and I can still get an orgasm at night…then god bless Happy L.
Otherwise, shut the bleep up.
umm, …
don’t I detect a distinct lack of certain subjects in your fabulous thread?..
like, well, er…umm…ya know…
1. airplanes and conveyor belts, OR
2. 19something death somethings, or even, dare I say it…
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…
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3. OPAL!!!
(sorry. But after 34 posts in this thread, somebody had to do it.)
Yes, but are they YOUR undies?
This is not the greatest thread topic in the world. It is only a tribute.
But how, O how, are we to recognise this greatest of all threads when we see it? Yes, I know it has now been foretold, but will there be a sign?
Snakes. Planes. You do the math.
If you have to ask yourself “Is this the one?”-- it isn’t.
Oh. 
Not even a sign of juniper berries?