Sorry, Happy.
There are no zits being squeezed in your thread. It loses.
It better have something about grandmas, pickup trucks, prisons and trains.
Hey, he did say it was just a little pee.
I thought we were all about tolerance in here. 
I cannot help but wonder if this has anything at all to do with the wonderful press releases that were being written recently about the O.P.'er.
Cartooniverse
Yeah, I gotta agree: unless it’s got pictures, it just ain’t a thread.
Tripler
Sorry dude.
With all due respect, my good man, you haven’t even seen it yet. You won’t be disappointed! And neither will the people who are grossed out by squeezing zits. I’ve pretty much covered all bases.
I hate to use words like “brilliance” and “splendor” "and “perfection” about myself, but you can all feel free to use them once the discussion thread about my thread opens up in IMHO.
FTR, this is only the first discussion thread about my thread, and it’s obviously in MPSIMS. I imagine there will be a discussion thread about my thread in nearly every forum eventually.
Tripler, re-read the OP, paragraph four; I only mentioned Doper pics in the OP, but there will be many other brilliant and erotic and heart-warming pics throughout.
Boyo Jim, I hadn’t really thought about it yet, but in addition to being the perfect thread, it will be in fact the perfect Country and Western song as well.
It has absolutely everything to do with that! And at the same time nothing whatsoever! It’ll all make sense shortly.
Link, man! Where is the bloody link?!?!??!?!
“Simpsons” did it!
Liar.
This is the link you want.
cruel. very cruel.
Not cool! Don’t you know you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum doing stuff like that!?
…and gettin’ drunk!
No, this is it.
Thinking it over, this is the link.
Well, this actually.
I’m still not sold Happy, can you Ask the Stripper? Will ‘a’ be featured? Will I know whether to cold call or bet the pot? Will the greatest thread topic improve my gas mileage? Is there room for Jello?
SSG Schwartz
What if you tire before it’s done?
Does it have rules?
Can more than one play?
What makes you think it’s a game?
Is it a game?
Will it break?
It better break eventually!
Is there an object?
What if you tire before it’s done?
Does it come with batteries?
We could charge extra for them.
Is it safe for toddlers?
How can you tell when you’re finished?
How do you make it stop?
Is that a boy’s model?
Can a parent assemble it?
Is there a larger model for the obese?
What if you tire before it’s done?
What the hell is it?
You know, for kids.
you are a cruel cruel individual and you should be whipped for your treachery