20 statues of Hitler. Made of sugar.
Quick! Piss on them!
Hmmm… To me it looks more like fifteen statues of Kenny Logins made of Kool Whip.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus?
Are they caroling?
Lieu naked and dancing the macarena! Cover your eyes quickly before brain damage settles in! Or infection! :eek: :smack:
In my case a huntman spider, about as big as my hand. Not poisonous but oh man do they hurt if they bite
Is this from the extended remix of “The 12 Days of Christmas”?
Man, if there’s one thing that could improve that song, it would be making it EVEN LONGER!
Er ist ein grosser Zucker.
It’s one of those lit up reindeer. But I don’t own it and I didn’t put it there.
A bunch of wisteria leaves and the recycling bin, with two bags of empty Diet Dr Pepper cans in it.
A process sserver, a bounty hunter, and that stalker ex you’ve been on the run from for years.
So I take it that even if he were wearing zippered pants, you wouldn’t be inviting his “fly” into your parlour? 
Of course, if SanguineSpider were engaged in such al fresco terpsichorean activity, I for one would be heeding Mr. McCartney’s advice to “[o]pen the door and let 'e[r] in”! 
Venereal diseases transmitted visually?