Just got the long awaited e-mail from my buddy…
He has scored us backstage passes to the Backlash taping on 4/29.
I am going to meet Jeff Hardy!!!
:::briefly quivers incontrollably:::
I’m realistic and I know I’ll get to meet him and get a picture taken with him but…the possibilities…
And will I be able to actually speak to him intelligently OR will I lose that ability and just stare at him,babbling " Hot boy…take me to your room…can I please lick you clean?" while visibly drooling?
And the most important question:
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR???