If we had a SDMB Secret Santa I can think of who should get this:
They’re not fighting, they’re making a liger.
In the missionary position?
Oh… (just looked it up) that’s how you make a magical liger.
“Aw, yeah, baby–let’s do it human style!”
Yeah, they’re bred for its skills in magic, of course.
BTW: a liger would be the result of this pairing. But a male tiger + female lion = tigon, who are cooler, in my opinion. Yeah, I had to look it up to double check.
I think tiger is going to win. He has four claws free to fight with, while lion is standing on his, and tiger’s mouth is in good range of lion’s throat.
That’s exactly how my two cats fight. The male on top and the female on the bottom. They are both altered and declawed in front.
If only there were a thread exploring the possible outcomes of a tiger/lion fight…