Oh noes! I offended a telemarketer!

???

And, as mentioned earlier, there’s always welfare. I’m amused at the idea that people take telemarketing work because they’re “too proud” to go on welfare. Anyone under the impression that there’s anything to be proud about in telemarketing deserves to have their spirit crushed.

I always ask for a copy of their do not call policy, which federal law obligates them to provide all requesters. I figure I can at least force them to waste postage money on me.

Stop complaining and go bake me a pie.

kidding!