Oh Noes! It's the Gays!

Wait, what? San Francisco offers peace and relaxation? Clearly you’ve never driven there.

If I get bitten, will I get laid?

Do I need to get bitten by a lesbian or will a gay dude do? I know several gay dudes, but AFAIK no lesbians…

The world runs out of toasters?

It is a little strange because of what Eureka Springs became known for over the years.

Quite honestly if you told people 20 years ago that Eureka Springs would become an Arkansas haven for homosexuals I don’t think anyone would have believed it. For people who have lived there their entire lives I can understand why they’re upset by the sudden changes in their town. It doesn’t mean I agree with them just that I can see why they’re upset.

Odesio

… it doesn’t specifically say anything about any particular reproductive organ ratio…

Howell?
Fergetit.
Detroit needs a Fabulous Gay Invasion, STAT!

I’d like to state, for the record, that the phalli in Canada are fantastic.

(Also, we’ll take some of those gays if you need any help offloading. I mean, just to lend a hand.)

I think given the SSM situation you probably have a lot of gays heading your way already.

Oh, stop it. We know what you’re doing to the soil.