Kyla
November 25, 2008, 7:10am
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Wait, what? San Francisco offers peace and relaxation? Clearly you’ve never driven there.
Nava
November 25, 2008, 7:34am
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If I get bitten, will I get laid?
Do I need to get bitten by a lesbian or will a gay dude do? I know several gay dudes, but AFAIK no lesbians…
The world runs out of toasters?
Odesio
November 25, 2008, 12:49pm
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It is a little strange because of what Eureka Springs became known for over the years.
Encyclopedia of Arkansas:
Soon Smith added the Christ Only Art Gallery, a Bible Museum, and a Passion Play staged in an outdoor amphitheater. The play was performed on a 400-foot reproduction of a street in old Jerusalem and included live animals. By 1975, the theater was expanded from 3,000 seats to 6,000 seats, and more than 188,000 had watched the play, making it the largest outdoor pageant in the United States. Jews denounced the play as anti-Semitic, but Smith called it “the only presentation of its kind in the world which has not diluted its content to flatter the Christ-hating Jews.”
Gerald Lyman Kenneth Smith was a minister and political agitator who built a series of “Sacred Projects,” tourist attractions with a religious theme, in ...
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Quite honestly if you told people 20 years ago that Eureka Springs would become an Arkansas haven for homosexuals I don’t think anyone would have believed it. For people who have lived there their entire lives I can understand why they’re upset by the sudden changes in their town. It doesn’t mean I agree with them just that I can see why they’re upset.
Odesio
Arkansas Marriage Legalities
To get a marriage license in Arkansas, each individual must be over 18 years old to get married without parental consent. No blood test or waiting period is involved. You must show proper ID. The forms may be filled out at any county courthouse in the state.
The County Clerk’s office hours in Eureka Springs are from 8:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m., Monday through Friday; and on Saturday from 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m., except on holidays, weather permitting.
A marriage license costs $58.00 (cash only, exact change)
… it doesn’t specifically say anything about any particular reproductive organ ratio…
Jenaroph:
I wish the gays would hurry up and build a new San Francisco here in Michigan. We could use the boost to the economy.
They could take over Howell, for example.
Howell?
Fergetit.
Detroit needs a Fabulous Gay Invasion, STAT!
I’d like to state, for the record, that the phalli in Canada are fantastic .
(Also, we’ll take some of those gays if you need any help offloading. I mean, just to lend a hand.)
I think given the SSM situation you probably have a lot of gays heading your way already.
Oh, stop it. We know what you’re doing to the soil.