Rejoice, dear Seek Him, your search was almost over today. How silly of me to think that you wouldn’t turn onto the road in front of me after it snowed all day yesterday and you couldn’t get enough traction to go more than 1 or 2 mph. Luckily, that was only at the intersection. If the road hadn’t been as clear as it was, I would have slid right into you, ending your search for Him. Since I am usually a nice person, I would have tried to end up in the ditch, of course. Would you have noticed? No, not anymore than you noticed a BIG RED VAN coming right at you at 45 mph.
You were leaving the middle school, where I assume you dropped off your kid, and you were in such a rush to get somewhere before it disappeared off the face of the earth for all time, you thought you could pull out in front of oncoming traffic like you have every other morning. THIS ISN’T every other morning, you son of a motherless goat. Did you notice that white stuff on the ground? It’s called SNOW. It’s been around for months. It’s very pretty to look at on all those open fields. Did you notice your tires spinning a little more and your car moving a little less? That’s from the ICY SNOWPACK on the road from the SNOW that fell yesterday. ALL DAY. Did you sleep through it?
Is this your first North Dakota winter? Are you just not used to driving in these conditions? USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. DO NOT pull out in front of people on a two lane road when the road isn’t clear.
Instead of seeking Him, start searching for a brain, idiot.