I’m definately up for some duelling. With a rapier, though. None of this duelling pistol rubbish.
Do I get bonus points for knowing how to tie a bowtie? How about if it gradually rotates throughout the evening?
Incidentally, Dangerous Liaisons has a really good duel scene. Just thought I’d throw that in.
~ Isaac
One more thing. You need to be a gentleman before you can be a cad.
Also, “Unhand her, you cad!” is my favourite expression, possibly excepting “I’m off to masticate my comestibles.” Okay, now I’m getting sidetracked.
~ Isaac
Well my fave is "I’m off to masturbate my geni…, never mind you cad.
And I love the way Johnny Depp explains hand kissing in Don Juan Demarco!
A thousand apologies for not having made myself clear, milady. I was carried away into near (?) incoherance by my outrage.
The en garde was certainly not directed toward thee, nor toward thy SO (o fortunate one!). It was intended for whichever vitamin-C deficient knave dared to suggest that thy status as a lady was ever in question, let alone in need of testimony.
Having attempted to clarify my position, I must beg thy leave – I have windmills to tilt before lunch.