No I wont answer this since Ive never ever said it was aliens involved,capice?:rolleyes:
and just why is it convoluted and stupid?
Lessee…what do I need to add to this.
1 - Hi Carol, welcome to the Dope!
2 - Now that we’ve raised crop circles, it is worth noting that many circles are dismissed as being crappy human copies, and only the best are ‘real’. This therefore selects for one end of the spectrum, and denies that there is a spectrum. I’ve noticed that I get better and faster at something the more I do it, and that I come up with ways to make it simpler. So MIT students are who have spent a year or so making crop circles - crop circles dismissed as human fakes during their learning period - might be damn good after a year. (what **Telemark **said)
3 - Why do the aliens want cow anus? Are they making hotdogs?
“Government agents must be taking only the anuses and eyeballs to test to see if radioactive material.”
“What about aliens, could they be involved?”
“No, not aliens. That would be stupid.”
Yup. That would be stupid.
Because it’s unnecessarily complicated and could be done much more simply (convoluted) and makes no sense (stupid). Quoting your own post here:
You didn’t answer any of his questions, of course, but Torpor Beast was exactly right. If the government wants to test cattle in secret, why mangle the cattle and create a mystery that people will look into? Why not just buy some cows and do whatever the hell they want with them? Why test the cows at all instead of just testing the grass and plants? It’s not like no one knows how radiation works.
Wow. You’ve even managed to not answer a question with another question. That’s impressive.
Because if the feds wanted to know whether radioactive substances had made their way into the grass, they could sample the grass itself, or just wave a geiger counter over it.
But that’s assuming you know what a geiger counter is, or how radiation works for that matter. Not getting my hopes up.
Silly! They don’t use cow anus for those!
Now your,cooking!
Or take random samples of beef from production lines, or order ranchers to allow them to take samples from cattle that have grazed in certain areas, or simply declare hazardous areas off limits so as to prevent a major public health crisis slash scare, or purchase their own cattle and experiment with them under controlled conditions rather than collecting data from cattle with unknown backgrounds, or collect wildlife in the area that aren’t owned by ranchers with friends who work at newspapers, or take the entire cow instead of just bits and pieces so the ranchers don’t have any evidence of what’s happened, or just slaughter everyone within miles so word of their experimentation doesn’t get out.
Any one of these scenarios would be simpler and more straightforward than what Carol is suggesting, and still let “them” collect exactly the same information that she seems to be thinking they’re getting.
I predict this post, like so many others will be thoroughly and studiously ignored, or at best acknowledged with a sly wink and a nod to allow her to scoot past it without addressing any of the points.
And I’m backing up that prediction with a full two dozen cow anuses. If I’m wrong, the next 24 posters get a free cow anus.
Now my cooking? My cooking is what? Radioactive? OMGOMGOMGOMGZOMGIMGONNADIE!
I didn’t say you did. By “entity” I meant whatever organization or individuals are collecting the material. It could be Black Ops or some other government organization, it could be aliens, it could be leprechauns.
I suppose you sort of answered it here, but it is not clear that you think that this is the explanation for all instances of cattle mutilations.
But don’t cattle mutilations occur over huge areas? Are you suggesting that there are vast quantities of radioactive material buried under public lands in the west? (There must be large amounts given that the area from which cattle mutilations have been recorded is so large.) Where did this radioactive material come from? Atomic bomb tests? Nuclear reactors? Why not bury it near the site of the test or the reactor, or at least on some federal facility or military base where the government can control access, rather than spreading it around on public grazing land? Wouldn’t there be some evidence of burial?
In any case, ranchers are not usually allowed to graze stock “for free” on federal lands; both the Forest Service and Bureau of Land Management charge a grazing fee to those running stock.
Besides this, I am not aware of any reason anuses, udders, or eyes would preferentially accumulate radioisotopes. Far more likely tissues for sampling would be bone, blood, liver, and certain glands.
I think that this idea can only have come from someone who knows nothing about physiology, radiation, or cattle grazing practices on federal lands.
The most telling part is that Ms. Lawyer admitted there were also cases of “mutilations” of cattle that hadn’t been grazing on federal land. It’s harder to explain the radiation exposure or whatever with those.
That’s kind of a given. 
Ludovic
very funny,no you are,very clever I,mean it youLudovic are clever to say the least.OK Ill sum up for you not now your, cooking now,yourcooking but I see what you,havedonehere.
whatI,mean is those cattle teats are great may I please have,another not a anus but a teat thanks
You want a teat, not an anus? Don’t you know there are starving kids who would give their left nipple for a cow anus?
I think you mean “Don’t you know theyre are starving kids who would give there left nipple…”
To Freudian Slit: thats why I choose teat,not a anus thanks your not trying to be funny are you,because I do care about starving kids and anyway love those all beef ball-park teats are great,I love now your cooking
so there you are,two reasons that I want another teat because I care and their great
To FloatyGimpy: you are clever,you really are I mean it but I see what you have done,thats all for now,I gotta go,gotta get going
My self esteem has just dropped two whole notches, must stop posting in this thread.
~becomes a lurker~
Class class,come to order,now at least your talking about the subject and yes I still think the Lady lawyer came up with the best explanation Ive ever heard on the subject and it beats that its aliens.Although there is the case of the man and wife that were out on their lands while cows were birthing their calfs,seems they tended to one mother and calf went over a ridge and went back within a half hour and the cow was dead and mutilated.Let me see if I can find this story.
Hope this doesnt skeert ya none…
Carol: ever had a near death experience?