I apologize for reading this thread.
But what was your reason?
Keep your head up Polycarp. I always try to think of Thomas Moore. I’ll bet he stumbled every once in a while but he made it.
One time in Canada I pooped my pants so I did what any normal 10-year-old would do: lie and blame it on his friend. I told a fuming parental unit my buddy’d had to borrow some underpants when he visited. Man, she was merciless to him from then on. Some anger was justified – we had no plumbing, so it was pretty much the same batch of washwater for all our clothes. Of course I would be the one to end up fetching from the spring but it was sure better than her wrath. Luckily she’d discovered the fudgy gruns ahead of time.
Oh this isn’t a confessional?
Polycarp’s an Episcopalian. He’s on the other side of the Thomas More thing. 
I’m sorry I caused all that cancer.
I apologize for the apology I’m making in this thread.
One time in third grade, I polluted on Earth Day. Me and my friend decided to have a boat race with our juice boxes. On the count of three, we would both throw them into the river. One…two…three, as my juice box went into the stream. His juice box remained in his conniving little hand. My hands were slippery, so it was especially easy for me to throw the juice box. Anyway, The teacher immediately saw this and went into mild hysterics. To make matters worse, I tried to rat on my friend. I offer the fact that I was tricked not an as an excuse, but as a contributing factor.
I apologize to the Earth for my actions. How can I make amends?
(with love to Polycarp)
I love guilt.
It’s my favorite emotion. So very useful.
One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute up my ass. And I don’t play the flute.
I thought that flute smelled funny! :mad:
Well, my goodness. If this politeness in a Pit thread :eek: continues, I’ll just have to bring out the tea and crumpets.
Lemon or sugar? And do try the raisin crumpets…they’re divine.
The one who “made it” all the way to the chopping block? That Thomas Moore?
Hardly a comfort.
That’s the easiest one ever to make amends. I could bore you for many paragraphs and links on how to make amends.
Start by simple things like replace incandescent bulbs with Florescent.
Add water savers to showers and faucets.
When buying appliances, look for a more efficient ones.
Let me know if you want more.
Jim 
No you don’t.
Best to you and all of your loved ones.
Uniquely,
~Red
*~~ **CEO
The Arguments Department.** ~~*
I apologize (partially in advance, partially not) for responding to your post.
What? He said he doesn’t want you to get gang-raped.
-FrL-
[ducking]
At the risk of being a spoilsport, I"d like to interrupt all the fun to ask a serious question about the moderating (or rather lack of moderating) that went on during that thread. Since I didn’t report Polycarp’s post, and had no way of knowing whether anyone else did, I assumed that no moderator had seen it. Well, actually, I shouldn’t say that I assumed it, to be honest, I didn’t really think about it. But in light of what you are saying here, Giraffe, you obviously saw it at one point or another, and I’m curious as to why you didn’t say anything. For one thing, I think CarnalK is right that rhetoric is not mutually exclusive with nastiness, and for another, the nastiness was hardly veiled, but in fact was pretty blatant. But even more to the point, it seems to me that Polycarp pretty obviously broke an explicit forum rule:
While I suppose I can understand that Polycarp has built up enough good will that you might not want jump right in with an official warning for breaking this rule, I certainly think it’s worth putting your mod hat on for a minute to let him know that he stepped out of line. I’ve seen that done for much less. I would really love to know your thought process on this.
How is “I don’t hope you get gang-raped” threatening or wishing harm on another poster?
Because that’s not all he said. He said that he HAD wished harm on me, though he changed his mind. Is it not wishing harm if the wish was in the past tense?